Secret Housewife

Please message me in the first instance, saying exactly when you would like to see me and for how long. Playdates are weekdays from midday, finishing at 7.30pm (normal finish at 5pm but I can do a couple days a week up until 7.30pm), after I have finished my meetings for my day job and I only see one gent a day so advance booking really is essential to avoid disappointment unless my Green Avaialble Today light is on ;)

I will only see gents over 40 no exceptions. Very sorry.

Guys! Seriously?! When I hear this it’s a real turn off. I appreciate some gents can get very excited very quickly, which is fine and I am not going to kick you out and you will enjoy your full time with me, but let’s not set ourselves targets eh? I am a classy experienced lady and offer a sensual, mutually pleasurable experience. If you truly can come twice in half an hour, great but I am not going to make it my mission, if you know what I mean? I hope that helps ;) x

Yes I can do but my minimum outcall time is 3 hours. I can also do evenings for outcalls too.

Absolutely not!!! Do NOT ask me for it or you will be blocked!

No sorry

No. My prices are set and I feel they reflect the average price that most ladies charge. I give you my full time and attention and offer you good value for money. This is a service that I love to provide for all you lovely gents and not something I have to do thus making your experience very genuine.

This a massive NO NO for me and do not ask to be able to take poppers or ask me to partake either!!

Short answer NO! Sorry

No I’m afraid not this will not be possible. You can certainly have a long appointment but you must leave no later than 10pm!