Relaxmemassage

As much as i appreciate the positive feedback to your friends please DO NOT give out my address and DO NOT just turn up at my door, I had a guy turn up last night (thankfully I was outside gardening) asking if i massage because his mate has seen me, WTF??? My son had left to go home literally 30 mins before as had my parents as it was a Sunday and I cooked dinner for my family, I will not put up with unannounced clients, absolutely unacceptable

Ok I can’t win with this one, I remember years ago chatting during a massage then got a bad review on uk punting for talking when he wanted to relax, so now I don’t talk and get bad reviews for not talking, please feel free to start a conversation if you want to, I’m more then happy to chat through the massage but I’m not a mind reader x

This is fine, 50% of my clients want a firm massage, the other half want soft, I’m trained in loads of different types so I’ll do one pressure and if you want it harder or softer (tickled even) please just say and I’ll change what I’m doing, again I’m not a mind reader, I need to know what you like x

I am a qualified masseuse and I finish the massage with lingam massage (massage of your balls and penis) oral with a condom at an extra cost of £15, I DO NOT OFFER anything more sorry xx

The only reason for me not answering a call is because you are calling from a withheld number, I DO NOT EXCEPT calls from withheld numbers under any circumstances, I understand you like your privacy but I also want to stay safe, you can be reassured any contact is deleted at the end of a booking when you leave xx

If you have previously made a booking with me and not shown up or canceled that booking then I've blocked you sorry x

I work from home in my therapy room and use a massage table x

You will be completely naked and uncovered, I do the massage wearing only my knickers, I start by massage your back and back of legs using gentle strokes from head to toe, then the same on the front and finish with lungam massage which is massage of your balls and penis x

Yes but if your after same day/within a few hours please text, I log on in the morning then again in the evening, I get very busy so don't have time to be on here every 2 minutes xx

will be in pleasure because I love what I do, but I don’t need you to pleasure me. I am in the session to spoil you, feel you, hear you, indulge you, and to take you places.