Mistress Resonance

Gentlemen, discretion is assured and expected. If you don't understand you are also required to be discreet please do not contact me. A few pointers: using handsfree or indeed repeating my arrival directions while on the phone for all my neighbours to hear is not discreet. Shouting "Bye Mistress/Ma'am" etc as you head out is not discreet and neither is giving my details to your wife! I hope that's cleared that up for you.

Gents I know it's pretty rubbish of me but I've not mastered the skill of crystal ball gazing so you will need to ensure you provide me with the following: - Your name - Confirmation that you are in the age group I meet - The date you wish to meet - The time you wish to meet - The length of time you wish to book (please ensure you book adequate time to ensure you obtain the experience that will leave you contented and sated) - The short sentence detailing the name of the experience you wish to enjoy with me. I will ask you further relevant details once we have ensured the logistics are possible.

Gents please be realistic about the length of time you would like to spend with me. If you need an hour of stimulation to get to the point of enjoyable satisfiction there is no point in booking half and hour and trying to guilt a lady into giving you free time. You are only setting yourself up for a disappointing and very uncomfortable experience for both of us. You will either be shown the door after half an hour unsated and unhappy or as happens in some cases you manage to intimidate the lady into providing you with the extra time and services only because she is worried about her safety. There is a name for what that but it is a banned term on this site! Similarly, if you enjoy an hour's chat as an aperitif to the main event of an hour's session you need to be respectful of a lady's time and book the appropriate 2 hours otherwise you will find yourself leaving frustrated and disgruntled.

NO! No matter how generous you are feeling I don't want you to share your illness with me. Please wait until you are 100% to fully enjoy your time with me.

NO!!!! My profile very clearly states what services I will consider and don't. Obviously this is all at discretion and depends on your behaviour, health and hygiene. Don't be that unsavoury boundary pusher. It's worth noting, I like most ladies, do support and partake in the adult industry worker's alert systems which shares info with the police!

Lots of people's personal and oral hygiene has slipped to totally unacceptable levels. If you have gunk on your teeth/tongue, smell of your last meal or have an unpleasant body odour anywhere, please don't expect any modicum of service, I will be in the bathroom vomiting! If you don't respect yourself or the ladies you visit enough to shower properly on arrival you really aren't welcome here. [Hint] Personal grooming is also appreciated ;) Gents to get the most of our time together you need to ensure you are spotlessly clean EVERYWHERE! I won't be going anywhere near smelly breath, hair/beards, armpits, belly buttons; cocks and balls stinking of urine or stale spunk or indeed aromatic arses and cheesy feet or unkempt dinosaur feet etc etc Seriously guys going into the bathroom and pretending to shower, no truly it happens, is beyond stupid, the unpleasant fumes emanating from you give your ploy away! Perhaps you need to remember females have a more acute sense of smell than males. While I'm on the subject a shake of your penis after urinating is NOT enough. Soap and water to thoroughly wash your penis, balls and yes hands too! Seriously, if you think having had a shower when you got up, last night or sometime within the last couple of weeks is adequate you seriously need to up the anti!

My worth is non negotiable. I'm the treat that's worth saving up for.

Please put that silly notion out of your head. Our times together are fun as they are bookings. We enjoy the fantasy once we close the door on the outside world. We then both get on with our separate lives without any complications with hopefully exciting meets to look forward to. By asking the unsavoury question of meeting outside of a booking you are instantly ruining that fantasy and I will have no choice but to block you.

Gents you get the time you get the time you paid for, no more and no less. Remember the old, but correct, adage of "familiarity breeds contempt" so let's keep it professional, fun and exciting. Just in case you don't understand the above ~ Do you go to a restaurant and request free meals because you liked their food and service so much the last time? No? So why try that on with me? I'm extremely good at my job and greatly enjoy entertaining respectful gents. Just as you do, I expect to be paid for my skill set when I work. It never fails to astound me the lengths some will go to attempting to blag free bookings so they can use their dosh to fit in another paid for booking with another lady! Respectful gents who understand the boundaries are always welcome.

Noooooooo!!! Our bodies will produce their own enormous natural high by creating neurohormones oxytocin and vasopressin coupled with the surge of endorphines and adrenaline why would we want to interfere with that!