Megan-Watson

I value me. I value you. I do not offer a 24/7 Umpa lumpa service. I do not offer KFC bargain bucket meets.

A fake person will happily go into silent mode and be eternally busy until they need something from you. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Expect the fact that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

I rarely use the green ‘available today’ function. My clients know my availability is advertised at the top of my page. It is up to date and reflects when you may book time with me. Please check my page for this rather than sending “U available?”. Thank you.

I am most definitely real! 10 years’ on Adultwork :-) Kindly read my honest and real reviews, left by REAL clients. I do understand your hesitance. Of course you must be wary! There are several things to check before booking time with an escort: • Verification (yes - I’m passport verified) • Regular photos uploaded (yes) • Replies to emails personally & appropriately (yes) • Looks like the photos (definitely yes!) • Has movies (yes) • Logs in regularly (yes) • ALWAYS speaks on the phone, In person (yes) We (ladies) have to be increasing vigilant and savvy. There are a conglomerate amount of users purely out to waste our time. There are of course those that are supremely considerate, loyal, LOVELY and respectful. It is always apparent who has, and has not bothered to read my lovingly created profile. Gentlemen: it’s in your interest to read this before contact. Thank you xxx

Gentlemen: I do not, under any circumstances, work with other service providers. Ever. If you seek this, kindly look elsewhere.

• I’m a health nut at the other end of desperate • Exercise is my (legal) drug • I train 5-6 times per week • Training is varied, insane & intense :-) • Size 8 with clear, defined muscles • STRONG 6-pack abdominals • My own long, silky dark brown hair • Latest watches: Extraction 2 & Schwarzenegger’s biography • RECENT June & July 2024 photos

PASSIONATE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE • Please book online with: • Your name • Desired time & meet date • Length of booking • YOUR phone number

I am 100% English and FULLY independent. I personally answer all genuine emails. I am not managed (or forced) into this by anyone else. NEW RECENT photos 12.07.24 This is me right now, not 10 years’ ago. The EXACT person you will meet xxx

• Drunk or incapacitated individuals • Bad manners • Smokers

“I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.” When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change what you said. Strength does not come from the physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will :-) If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Not all this “how did you get in my house?!" business. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purposes’. Recent door sign: Push to open. If that does not work, pull. If both do not work, try the actual entrance around the corner.