Lucie May GFE

My upcoming availability is always listed in my 'Availability this month' tab, and I always keep this up to date as bookings come in. I will never see more than two clients in a day, so please always book in advance if you can. I don't always use the 'green light', so please check the tab. And please (I cannot stress this enough!) don't put booking requests in until we've been in contact via email! I will instantly block people who do this. If you would like a booking on a date not shown, please feel free to email me and I will let you know if I am able to accommodate you.

Absolutely not, no exceptions whatsoever. Yes, that does apply to you too!

If you clearly haven't bothered to read my profile before contacting me, then I'm not going to waste my time responding to you. Any 'hi bby/hun/sweetheart', 'u free' type messages will also be binned.

I prefer to make all bookings via AW email, where I can check your feedback to be assured that you're genuine. My phone is usually only switched on for clients to let me know they're nearby ahead of a booking.

Everything on my list is included. Anything which isn't on the list is strictly off-limits, and I will block people who ask for bareback, anal, hard BDSM etc.

I value my privacy outside of escorting as I have a busy life, and don't like to have my profile showing on the site at all times. I often make my profile invisible overnight, and when I'm not actively seeking bookings. AW apparently puts up a message saying that my profile has been 'removed' when I do this - I haven't, I've just hidden my profile briefly and will be back shortly.

Anal play = I enjoy a lubed finger gently inserted (using actual lube, NOT your spit!). It does not mean anal sex, nor does it mean roughly jabbing a bone-dry finger up my backside without warning! Anal play is on me only - I won't be going anywhere near your bum, no matter how nicely you ask. Please be aware that this service is available ENTIRELY at my discretion. If you've got jagged nails etc. then it will absolutely not be on offer.

Well firstly, I work from my own private home, so obviously have to be assured that the people I see are trustworthy and respectful of that fact. And secondly, my experience has taught me to spot the various red flags that indicate whether somebody is going to be an unpleasant booking, or a timewaster. The money isn't important enough to me that I'm prepared to sacrifice my safety or wellbeing for it, and the people who have a problem with this are exactly the sort of people I don't want to be seeing!

I am happy to meet with gentlemen of any ethnicity/nationality as long as they have good feedback, are polite/friendly, and have read my profile before contacting me. As for age, I am now only seeing people who are over the age of 35 - I am sorry to have to do this, and apologise to the genuine younger guys, but unfortunately general standards of behaviour, hygiene etc. amongst younger clients have fallen so dramatically of late that I'm no longer prepared to take bookings from them.

I am more than happy to provide these services to people who practice good personal hygiene! I expect clean pits, bits, bums, and teeth from every client. I do not expect death breath, B.O., unwashed willies, or skidmarks on my sheets and/or towels, yet have been presented with the above depressingly frequently! A shower with men's toiletries is readily available if you need it, and I strongly encourage all clients to freshen up with the handwash and mouthwash in my bathroom before all bookings. Hygiene offenders will receive reduced services, and possibly a terminated booking.