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Although I do not clock watch .... I have noticed a few of you taking more and more of my time. Therefore may I please remind some of you your booking covers the time you have asked for and not double the time or the whole afternoon or even an hour and a half of texting before our meeting. It is so unfair to those that stick by the rules and of cause I respect them far more!! THINGS I DO NOT DO .... PLEASE RESPECT NO MEANS JUST THAT "NO" !! 1 ... BAREBACK ... NO NO NO It doesn't matter if its our 1st or 21st meeting it is still NO 2 ... ANAL - Many of you disregarded my wish and think a quick finger is not out of bounds. This can cause health problems and stop me taking bookings. 3 ... DO NOT See guys under the age of 50 4 ... Please No facial hair. 5 ... Role Play .... No sorry I do not get a kick out of it. In fact it is a turn off for me. NO MEANS NO 6 ... Negotiate my fee's ... Why ask, I am very English and what I say I mean!! 7 ... Write about my a/w clients within my blog!! 8 ... I do not display my number as I DO NOT accept bookings over the phone if we have not met!! Of cause once I have a confirmed booking I will give it to you with pleasure. 9 ... I will not answer text asking if I am free straight away. over and over again.

NO NO NO It doesn't matter if our first or out 31st meet the answer vis still NO

Fill in the a/w booking form. I will email you asap confirming I can do the day and time. Once I have confirmed your booking I will require you to further confirm your booking before I except it! (This will stop any misunderstandings) On the morning of the booking if after 11am I will txt (between 9am - 9.30am) with address instructions. If your booking is before 11am I will txt the evening before 5am to 5-30pm

Often the main reason for this is you are not giving me enough notice!! With only doing one booking per day it does lower the chance's that I will be free for last minute bookings. Also if you have read my profile you will see I am a person the does not sit around. The longer I do a/w the less I believe men are always horny, if this was so why do they leave contacting escorts at the last minute!! Ok I understand that some days you are hornier than others that happens to all of us!! I also know you are sometimes unexpectedly free and have time to come and see me, I really do try and accommodate that but not when some of you always email asking the same question can you see me in the next hour!!

1 ... French Kissing .. there is really only one way!! 2 ... You may text and make a booking. Which means we have met before. If you have changed your number since we met please explain within that text who you are. 3 ... There is always a hot shower, clean towels and throwaway tooth brush if you have come straight from work. 4 ... I LOVE Sucking Firm Shaven Balls .... They are a real turn on so get those razors moving down from your face!!!! 5 ... Yes you may bring ladies undies to wear.