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None EXCEPT FOR: 'Alternative Activities'; these are any kind of Scripted Scenario or Role Play by which we mean detailed written orders/choreography, Water Sports, Electro-Stim sessions, Double domination by him & her together, Cross Dressing/feminization/supply fit clothes etc: ANY of those we add +10%. Any meeting where you've booked SeriousKit milker its +£30. Why do we charge this? To cover extra time needed for rehearsal, setting up/tearing down, sterilization/cleaning etc. A one hour kink session in the playroom for example, needs around 3 hours of our time.

It's really quite simple. We work incalls at DL14 in County Durham (nice home, middle class estate, discreet, with easy parking) & outcall across the North East, Yorkshire & Cumbria east of the M6. But what if you live far away but still want to meet? We don't tour anymore due to timewasters, however, we regularly travel nationwide on a bespoke booking basis. Advance notice is required, but we can sometimes do SAME DAY if you make contact before 10AM. Bespoke bookings are at hotels local to you which we arrange so you don't have to! In effect, they are the ultimate discreet incall tailored to YOU, so pick up the phone or email us.

It's a unique booking tailored for you, arranged by us, anywhere in mainland UK. For example, if you want an incall but can't accommodate, and you live 200 miles away from North East England, we can fix it with a Bespoke Booking. How does it work? If you can't accommodate, we find a 4*+ hotel which is at a mutually convenient location (somewhere close to you but discreet), we book it for you, we travel, we meet, we fuck, it's that simple. If you call us early enough in the day, we can sometimes arrange to meet the SAME DAY; it's easier though if you can plan a bit & give us a days notice or more. Prices start at £499, which includes travel out & return up to 150 miles radius of Darlington/Bishop Auckland & a 3 hour incall meeting. (Hourly rate equivalent of 166GBP). If you live further away or want a longer meeting that's fine, just ask & we'll crunch some numbers for you; basically it's £1 extra for every mile of RADIUS not actual mileage beyond 150. One hundred & fifty mile radius covers most of England including the West Midlands, East Midlands down to about Northampton, Huntingdon/A14 line. Recently we've arranged custom bookings to Stirling, Dartford, Newbury, Liverpool, London Stansted, London City, London Stanmore, Cornwall, & the West Midlands. A deposit is required which you can pay by Faster Payment Bank Transfer, or completely anonymously using crypto.

If you've not met us before then please send us a message or call. We don't accept blind bookings. Tell us your age, sexuality, location, whether you want an incall, outcall or custom bespoke booking, your wants needs & expectations, details of AW membership (if any) and/or feedback/previous experience. Don't ask us to WhatsApp, FaceTime, Kik, or webcam. If you text us and we ask you to phone, then please do so, because we won't engage in text tennis or meet anyone at all without a brief phone chat first. Never have done & never will. It's not a case of being awkward, we have to be on our guard against entrapment since there are legal implications for us working as a couple, so phone us only for the purpose of booking. We will not discuss precise locations, services (which are described in minute detail anyway both on here and in the public domain) or fees over a phone. If you text us multiple times & don't get a reply it usually means you're flagged up as a previous no show, did not confirm, or you 'have form' on the Sex Workers Safety App. We don't normally respond either to one word messages such as 'Hi' or 'Hey'. Great sex is all about COMMUNICATION; if there's no connection, there's no erection, simples.

Not as a couple, no, but Geeze outcalls to MF couples seeking the company of a reliable, safe sane & professional male escort for either MFM or MMF. He also works incalls for couples at our luxury Fifty Shades style dungeon. Many women get turned on watching two men play before joining in themselves, its the very essence of SEX POSITIVITY & can be incredibly liberating. Geeze is happy to travel Nationwide if given enough notice. MINX isn't interested and does not get involved with couples at all, so please note WE DO NOT MEET WITH OTHER COUPLES AS A COUPLE.

That is understandable, but really, there is no need so don't worry, we are very easygoing and unshockable with high limits. We have the life experience & ability to be able to quickly calm & re-assure the most nervous people within minutes of meeting. This is about nothing more than three sex positive people getting together for a little fun, no BIG DEAL! Don't hold back, make contact now and turn a fantasy into reality. Most men will only ever dream about these things. Don't be one of them, & you'll not reach later life wondering 'What if'.

Both of us are Pure Bloods & intend to stay that way, drug and disease free. We are regularly tested for STI's incl HIV for your complete safety, with proof of negative status available. OWO & kissing is at our discretion & not guaranteed. Unvaxxed welcome. All lubes are quality products and condom safe/compatible (as sex toy retailers of 15 years experience, we have the knowledge)

If we can make it, we will, subject to a bare minimum of an hour and a quarter's notice. To ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE AVAILABILITY & A BOOKING, make contact 2 or 3 days prior and book thru AW. Priority will always be given to established AW site members. We work 7 days a week. We no longer edit the profile header with details of availability since very few people bother reading it. For same day bookings, ideally call mobile (Number below). For evening bookings please call before 1900 for meetings up to 2300 start time (outcalls) or 2100 start time (incalls) the same night.

YES YES YES, We love outcalls to quality hotels!! We are available at short notice subject to availability for hotel outcalls across Northern England fom Leeds to Newcastle & Manchester including all airports in the region. We also travel further afield on a Bespoke Booking basis, see Bespoke Booking FAQ

Not normally, and NOT AT ALL AT THE MOMENT. On the odd occasion we do, no penetrative sex is included. Anyway, How on earth can you have any kind of sensual relaxed experience in 30 minutes??? An hours meet is ideal, an hour and a half or more is recommended for those looking for versatility and/or advanced activities. Can't afford an hour? Keep saving then. You know what they say: 'you buy cheap, you buy twice' meaning if you take a cheap option you'll likely be disappointed and find yourself paying AGAIN for another experience you hope WILL deliver. We advise that you read 'between the lines' of service providers' feedback and to also check the feedback of the people seeking the service; by doing that you'll more easily sort the wheat from the chaff. Remember, QUALITY NEVER COMES CHEAP, Be warned.