Dita Von Tease

As with anything in life, you get what you pay for and quality isn’t cheap. If you’re looking for a Ford Escort then may I suggest you don’t look in a Bentley dealership sir!

If you want a beautifully classy, tattoo & piercing-free companion to turn up, then I’m your woman. I will turn up looking the epitome of elegance dressed in a very understated and modest way. I will not turn up with my cleavage hanging out, in a mini dress wearing thigh high leather boots. We can save that for behind closed doors (if that’s the look you want). I will turn up looking like I could be your wife. Only better.

I am articulate, educated, multi-lingual, well travelled and highly intelligent. I’m very confident in the corporate world and fit in seamlessly in any social setting. I’m a great conversationalist but I also know when not to talk and pride myself in being the perfect companion whether you are the CEO of a blue chip company or a builder from Bognor. I’m also very down to earth, empathetic and friendly with a great sense of humour and a genuine people person.

PLEASE CALL FOR SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS. You should always try ringing me in the first instance, as I'm usually able to answer unless I'm driving or in company - if I can't pick up for any reason please leave me a voicemail or send me a text and I will get back to you as soon as possible. If you are thinking about an appointment a few days ahead and have a list of questions to ask me then an email is probably the best. PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL FOR SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS as I may not see your email on the same day that you send it. Please do not start texting me incessantly with endless questions if I say I cannot talk now. Ultimately I want to speak to you and meet you but you have to understand that it just may not be possible to communicate in the moment that you contact me. I will always let you know when I'll be free and we can pick it up at that time.

Send me a text to introduce yourself along the following lines: "Hi Dita, my name is Dan, I'm 38, British, work as a plumber and I'm from Portsmouth. Are you free at 2pm today for an hour for a tie and tease appointment? I have a profile on AW with feedback and I've dropped you an email on the site under the user name PullMyPlum69. Please can you let me know before 11am? It's fine to text me anytime up until then. Look forward to hearing from you, Dan" Let me know the time and duration you'd like to see me (and the postcode for outcalls). You can either send me a text, call me or contact me on here. If I’m unable to pick up your call please leave me a message and let me know if it’s ok to call you back or whether it’s safer to text etc …. Please don't send me a booking request without contacting me first to check my availability. **PLEASE ALSO MENTION IF YOU HAVE AN AW PROFILE WITH POSITIVE FEEDBACK** Texts with messages like "Hi love, you ok?" "You free babe?' or just "Hi" will be ignored. This is not Tinder. I don't offer a chat service. MY PHONE NUMBER IS PURELY FOR MAKING APPOINTMENTS. It takes a lot of time to field questions therefore I spent a lot of time creating my profile and a Q and A for you to read. If we are going to share an intimate encounter then I would at least hope that you would take the time to read my profile properly.

I tour throughout the uk.

Yes of course you can if you are over 80 and bring one of your parents to the appointment with you

Have you written a polite text? Because I will ignore rude texts like "Hey!" "You available" "'U free now?" "Postcode" "R U free for a BJ?" When you text me I'd like a name, when you'd prefer a booking & how long you would like. Manners cost nothing. I will only entertain respectful gentlemen.

I do offer same day appointments, however I prefer more notice so I can be fresh and relaxed, and you get to experience me at my best ;)

Yes, 1000%. All photos were taken within the last two years with my most recent pics taken in February 2024. Please read my reviews and field reports - they speak for themselves if you want to have your mind put at rest.